The Government refused to allow the Parliament to vote on marriage equality.
The Parliament refused to allow the Government to hold a plebiscite on marriage equality.
So the Government circumvented the Parliament's wishes and organised a postal vote at a cost of $120,000,000.
My ballot paper arrived today and it's being sent back with a YES vote:
Now please, Prime Minister Turnbull, I am fed up with the political nonsense.
Can you kindly just get on and fix this long overdue reform before the end of the year?
Acknowledgements to cartoonist Toles.