A letter to the C.E.O. of the Catholic Conglomerate:
Catholic Church Mega-Corporation
Vatican City
Rome
Attention: Mr. Jorge Mario Bergoglio
17th May 2013
Dear Francis,
re: International Hypocrite of the Month Award
This is to advise you that you are the outright winner of the "International Hypocrite of the Month" award for May. Congratulations!
As leader of one of the world's most cashed up multi-national corporations, you are in no position to lecture the world about its global financial structures. Your organisation has taken full advantage of those structures.
Your political comments about the world's financial system being unethical are a bit rich. Much of your money does not go to the poor - yet it has mostly come from the poor.
Nor for that matter are you in any position to lecture the rest of us about ethics. You know why.
Regards,